I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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