How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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