You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She bit a glass in half.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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