You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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