Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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