He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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