Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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