my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
