he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
honey bunches of taint.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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