I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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