real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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