Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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