...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
