I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I party with great urgency now.
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