This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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