hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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