; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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