not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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