You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's never too late to be topless.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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