Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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