so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i think i have herpe
just one?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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