well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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