yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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