Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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