It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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