I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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