all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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