i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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