This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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