i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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