I want to stick my p in your. b.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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