As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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