and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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