My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
