That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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