I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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