You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
