would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
