This girl is more easily done than said...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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