I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We need to get me chipped asap
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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