Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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