I think I won the penis lottery.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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