I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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