Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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