Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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