that's an acceptable place to lick
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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