just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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