do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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