My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you inspire me to be a worse person
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
