But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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