I'm pants shitting drunk right now
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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