Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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