Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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