I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I want her autograph on my taint
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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