I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
It's like God shit irony all over that family
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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