apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
