I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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