I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Sext me about skeletons
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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