Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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