from now on my penis is your penis
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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